1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
21. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
23. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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Posted by: china paper | January 14, 2009 at 07:01 PM
LOL - oh I needed a good laugh. Too funny~!!
Posted by: Deborah | January 14, 2009 at 05:22 PM
Gotta love the Cable Guy! LOL
Posted by: Diane | January 10, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Thanks for sharing Larry's words of wisdom Julie. I really enjoyed it:)
Posted by: malieta | January 09, 2009 at 06:55 PM
My husband and I enjoyed these pearls of wisdom from Larry!!!
Posted by: Janet Swofford | January 09, 2009 at 06:22 PM
thanks for posting these bits of wisdom...Larry has a way of putting it all in a whole new perspective...
Posted by: rebecca | January 09, 2009 at 04:56 PM
Hee, hee hee hee, ho ho ho, ha ha ha...phew you just made my day Julie. thanks for the laughs!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: evette | January 09, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Bwahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Melissa (SCS: stampin_melissa) | January 09, 2009 at 03:03 PM
ROFL! Love it!
Posted by: jen | January 09, 2009 at 02:24 PM